10 Frederick Castley: Let’s be friends
‘Hello General Brennan.’
I ambushed the General on his way
from the training facility to his office. His adjutant walked a few paces
behind, studying documents. He looked up at the sound of my voice. The General
had a frightened look on his face at the sight of me.
‘Viscount Castley is something the
matter?’ the adjutant asked. His glasses did not hide the concern in his gaze.
‘No, nothing of great import. If you
aren’t busy, I would like a little chat.’
‘I’m sorry Viscount; I have to
create the new practice rota…’
He is very resistant, but I kept
my expression mild and asked, ‘Ah, how about lunch then?’
My gaze went to his aide, who
returned a knowing smile and replied, ‘We could adjust things.’
‘Yes, then we can meet for lunch.’
We made an appointment to meet in the
cafeteria at noon, and I took my leave of the general.
I gave him look that said “Do not
say anything unnecessary”. Did he understand? Well , even if he didn’t
understand it's okay. Yet…
I headed to the cafeteria at the
appointed time. His adjutant reserved a seat that had a privacy screen.
He had a keen mind, that adjutant.
I want someone like him. [1]
I chose soup and grilled vegetables
and took my tray to the table where General Brennan was already seated with a
large meal of meat, vegetables, soup and bread before him.
As I sat before him, Volker looked
at my meal and said,
‘The Viscount’s meal is small,’ his
face was still impassive.
I smiled and retrieved a packet,
‘My daughter is learning how to cook. She made sandwiches for me.’
General gaze was immediately drawn
to the package in my hand. Hehe, he is an honest man.
‘But today, I don’t have much
appetite. I won’t be able to eat all the roast beef sandwiches.’
General Brenan had a conflicted
expression on his face.
‘Do you like roast beef, General?’
‘…I like it.’ It was as though he
was reluctant to reply. He remained almost expressionless.
‘Well, I can share it with my
friend.’
‘What are…?’
‘But I do not have any friends
because I am disliked by my peers because I am richer than they are. Oh what
should I do?’ (Zuben: Bribery and Corruption!)
If someone was overhearing this,
they would think an old man like me was propositioning the General for an
affair. Let me tell you, I am happily married! (Zuben: Their imagination must
be wild)
‘…Viscount…’ the general was trying to say
something.
‘What is it?’ I prompted.
‘Please become friends with me!’ he
said in a low but firm tone. (Zuben: What is this? Nursery school?!)
I tried to keep the triumphant grin
from my face and replied, ‘To celebrate our new friendship, I shall offer you a
taste of my daughter’s roast beef sandwich.’
I carefully placed half the
sandwich in General Brennan’s plate.
‘Thank you,’ he said, with a slight
lowering of his head. He picked up the sandwich with both hands like it was a
sacred item.
‘It is a beautiful sandwich.’
I burst out laughing, ‘What are you
saying General?! You are funny.’
After a long laugh, I turned to my
meal thinking; maybe we could really be friends.
[1] 欲しいなぁ translated by all as ‘I
want it.’ I decided to change that to a less selfish ‘I want someone like him.’
11 Slender vs Glamorous
(1)
Four days had passed since that
messenger came with the dissolution contract.
My father informed me that the
documents had been submitted to the House of Lords and the dissolution of our
engagement had been accepted. I was officially an abandoned woman. From now on,
we were unrelated people.
It seemed that everything had been
completed without issue, but immediately after Eugene appealed for engagement
to his destined woman. The Duke Cajes seemed to have been caught by surprise;
for according to father, his jaw dropped and he turned red, then blue, then
dark red with rage. I really would have liked to be a fly on the wall when it
happened. It would have been a sight to see.
According to Father, Eugene’s
fateful person was named Julia. She was rich, and most importantly, she was
slender very cute with orange hair and golden eyes. I know very well Eugene preferred very slender women. He
hadn’t liked it when my ample chest brushed against his arm when we were about together. He said a
woman like me was dirty and common. (Zuben: The cad)
It had been worrying at the time.
Nothing I could do worked. I tried crushing my breasts, didn’t work. I tried
concealing them by wearing clothes with high collars. I had tried using cloths
to compensate. Even though I hadn’t been liked, l tried not to be totally
disliked.
But it had been in vain.
And in all the nonsense, my breast
changed shape a bit.
I did useless things to change
myself according to the taste of a man who did not even like me. (Zuben: Hope lessons have been learnt here)
I sighed.
Marie looked at me and asked, ‘My
lady, is it painful?’
She relaxed the cords of my corset,
‘Am I getting fat?’ I asked.
I pinched my waist; there was
certainly some extra fat. But food has been really delicious lately and I have
been having snack eating competitions with Marie.
‘I think you have become more
feminine rather than fat. Your breasts are bigger and your hips are slightly rounder.
You had been getting too thin.’
I was too thin before! Even now I
am thinner than normal.
I smiled vaguely at Marie as she
continued to dress me.
Today, my clothes were serviceable
and business like. I was going out with my father. After conducting his
business thing, we could stop by the jewellery store I like. I haven’t been
recently.
‘We’re going to play with the
General today.’ My father suddenly announced in the carriage.
Eh? Why?
‘…Because I am still laying the
groundwork,’ Father muttered, not meeting my eyes for some reason. He fixedly
looked out of the window. What? Laying the groundwork for what? Was it
necessary to lay groundwork to see a play?
‘Yes, that’s fine, but…’
When I thought about it after, I
decided the general’s invitation to the play had only been out of politeness. There
was no reason for him to invite me out. When we were having tea together, he
had asked what I did at my leisure time. I told him I couldn’t go out these
days, but I like going to see plays. Then he said, he also liked watching plays
when he was free. I wonder if he just said that because he was trying to make
childish me feel at ease, and he was nearly as old as my father.
But, I like him…no
Maybe it did not matter.
I absently stroked the back of my
hand.
‘You’ve been doing that a lot
lately.’ I heard father say. I looked up to find him watching me. I looked down
at my hands,
‘I didn’t notice.’ I shook my hands
out. I was embarrassed father had noticed it, for some reason.
This habit was childish.
‘What kind of sandwiches did you make
today?’ he asked changing the subject.
I patted the large picnic basket
beside me, ‘Cream cheese and salmon, thick cut bacon and potato salad, shrimp
and avocado.’
Father had asked me to make lots of
sandwiches for some mysterious reason. Though, it was not for work. I wondered
if I made too much. Usually a noble lady like myself did not step foot in the
kitchen, but it didn’t matter if it was normal or not. It was nice to be able
to make something for myself if I was peckish. As long as I’m not bothering
anyone, it’s good. Right?
‘Did you make roast beef?’
‘Yes Father, because you said you
like it.’
But Father gave a vague reply and
went back to looking out the window again.
What was wrong with him today? Was
he depressed? Male menopause? (Zuben: pffft hahahaha)
12 Slender or Glamorous
(2)
Our carriage rode on for a while.
We passed the city centre, then through the suburbs, then farther and farther
away from civilization. Where were we going? Were we going for a picnic? Are we
going to eat outside? But I don’t feel like the scenery here was good.
As I look out the window, we were
getting farther away from the city. Am I really riding a carriage with Father
or was it an imposter? Am I being sold? I'm being sold! I feel like crying.
Why isn’t father telling me
anything today?
I turn to look at him, but his eyes
were closed and he was still. Was he thinking? I should be quiet and not
disturb him.
After a sometime, the carriage
slowed down. There were male voices and the neighs and snorts of horses. I
looked out the window to see a lot of people dressed in armour carrying
different weapons. It looked like a training ground.
What is going on?
Our steward came to open the
carriage door, and father and I stepped out with the basket in my hands.
We walked along a fence that had
been made from felled trees. Out in the field, a large tent dominated the
landscape surrounded by smaller tents. There were a group of soldiers outside
the large tent.
‘Father, what are we doing here?’ I
asked nervously. But he only winked and waved at the group.
‘Hey, I’m here!’ he shouted. The
group turned to the sound of my father’s voice. The tallest member of the group
looked surprised.
‘Viscount Castley?’
‘You look like you’re working
hard.’ Father replied.
Hm?!
Is it just me or was father being
overly familiar? It was rare to see father like this.
‘Hello, General Brennan.’ I greeted
with a curtsey. But General Brennan wrinkled his brow, frowned and bent over.
Seeing the General not want to even
look at me, I suddenly felt like crying (Zuben: Quick! Faint! He'll carry you) But instead I
pasted a smile on my face,
‘I’ll just be over there. Please be
at ease, don’t mind me.’ I said as I went blindly in some direction that was
away from him.(Zuben: Silly Fredericka)
‘Fre-Fredericka!’ he called.
I didn’t look back at the agonised
sound of his voice. I could hear my father laughing.
We must be here because of some
important work.
Father usually talked to me about
his work and his schedule when he wasn’t busy. He also usually asked for my
opinion, and he listened to me properly. There was constructive criticism when
I was wrong and didn’t think things through properly, and when I had a good
idea, he would praise me and utilise the idea. But he did not tell me about
this,
‘Miss…’
It must be about something I could
not be privy to.
But why did he bring me along? Was
it a test? To understand the distinction between truth and fiction?
When I think of it he might have
said ‘come down’ but not ‘come along’. Was it something like that? Walking
about with all this thoughts in racing about in my head, I was not watching
where I was going, and I tripped and fell flat on my fa...ce?
‘Fuuu…!’ My yell is like I’m on my
deathbed. I do not know how to scream cutely…(Zuben: Is there a cute way to scream?)
At the moment of falling, I was
caught by a strong armoured arm. I was turned over to see the armour I just saw
earlier.
‘You’re fine…’ I heard whispered from above my
head.
Ahhhhhh!! Match-maker dad + oblivious male and female lead = This is too cute!! I'm dying. Thank you!!
ReplyDeleteThank you loving this story so far
ReplyDeleteTranslator please update some more! Thanks for the stories you pick out, it never failed to amuse especially whenever you have comments in between --- OMG! It is so very funny!
ReplyDeleteThank you all for your kind comments. I'm so happy you adore these two as much as I do.
ReplyDeletethanks!
ReplyDeleteher father is so cunning! that's hilarious! and that conversation with the general about the handmade sandwiches, keke! hmph, anyway, don't try to change your physical shape for the person you love! if they can't accept you as you are, then they don't deserve you! (if it's for health and stuff, that's totally fine). well, it'a ok to try to improve your attitude, but nothing else!
Father is king here. If he gets these two together he a good friend a strong political ally and one great son in law.
DeleteI really like her!!! I love the way she thinks!! I wish she was real, we would have been good friends! And the matchmaker father must be having a good time setting her daughter up. Because the future son-in-law and him are very bear in age, it must be so much easier to befriend each other~
ReplyDeleteShe's such an absolutely adorable sweetie pie, isn't she?
DeleteLet me tell u that there are cute and silent screams(maybe other types as well)
ReplyDeleteMy god that part on she's being sold killed me hahahahahahh xD
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣 I had to stop reading and just shake with laughter for a bit when I read your comment about quickly fainting so the general would catch her 😂 thanks for translating this story
ReplyDeleteohh soo cute!
ReplyDeleteHad bookmarked this ages ago, then forgot. But it means a fun binge read now.
thanks for this and all the other fun (or interesting ;P) reads you've provided us
hilarious translator. Thank you so much. I enjoyed your commentaries as much as I enjoy reading the story.
ReplyDeleteZuben: Is there a cute way to scream?)
ReplyDeleteApparently, yes 😂 I remember reflecting how come I don't sneeze or scream "cutely" or more feminine. When I'm caught off guard, I either grit my teeth or scream like I have a hidden male inside my throat 🤣🤣🤣