Bunny Husband - Prologue

 

Blurb: 

What?! When people transmigrate, they became emperors or mighty heroes. Why did he transmigrate to a Xiǎo Guān, a male prostitute?!

In modern times, he had been a superb man women chased after.

In this historical time, he has become a beautiful uke!

If he wasn’t careful, his queen of flowers title would be lost!

No hesitation, he must run away-

On his escape, he was rescued by a chivalrous woman!

Immediately, he fell in love, hearts were in his eyes; the only thing lacking was him howling like a wolf who had found its mate! (Zuben: Extra thank you for this part, I was scratching my head, I knew it represented something but I could not for the life of me figure out what wolverines had to do with anything!)

The sad thing was his modern bully’s self-esteem was totally shattered in this historical time.

So he stuck to the chivalrous woman. The person to be teased was him, the person to be protected was him!

No way! She was the current Lord of her sect?!

But to his dismay, she already had a fiancé who was her cousin…

Beauty

White skin like milk, smooth and flawless. Ten elegant fingers that ended in clean rounded nails, their tips like the crescent moon reflected on a river, slender fingers like warm sheep-fat jade, palms so soft - no trace of calluses.

The eyebrows were curved, gentle with a hint of fortitude. Slightly narrow eyes like deep pools of water reflecting starlight. A high nose over full lips. Beautiful features surrounded by a pale moon face. A face one could not forget.

Looking at this beautiful appearance, the glistening eyes could not help but be full of grief and indignation. No matter how many times he sees it, this face…was awful.

Yes, awful.

Although, the slender figure was taller than an average woman, although, the body looked thin and pliant, and looked like the body would blow away with the wind. The body still looked a bit stronger than the average woman.

Looking down where there should be bumps even if it were small, there was nothing but flat planes.

Oh my god! The peerless beauty had no chest! ❌❌

Of course there would be no breasts, because he was a man!

Jiang Hao Cheng screamed into the universe, but he did not spurt his precious manly tears.

He wanted to be himself again; 190cm tall, rock hard muscles, sexy narrow hips and long legs, and most importantly, his eight-pack abs he had been most proud of. Even though his face had been rugged, he was a macho man that made women scream and fall for him.

From childhood to adulthood, there were countless women chasing him, and the men who admired him were like a river; endless. (Zuben: You can tell whose brother this is)

During his school days, he did not know how many rivers and mountains he conquered. If he had not had a sister more violent than he was at home, he would have become a gang leader in New York.

Although, he had not been a gang leader, he was big brother who was worshipped by others. He could not count the many younger brothers who followed him around. Of course, there had been trouble. The yellow race (Zuben: Yuan Yuan’s words not mine) could not survive the white land with a high opinion of themselves, and he was happy to chat with them with his fists. After a long chat, when that lot of self righteous white pigs (Zuben: Again author’s words not mine) saw him they spontaneously flashed away.

All in all, he had a good life; he was a respected and worshipped big brother. He was a good man loved by women.

But now - he beheld the face in the mirror. If the owner of this face was a woman, he would have her for his own. But this was a man - and he had inexplicably turned into this man. He had only one word - fuck!

The chest was flat, and the thing below was still there - and it wasn’t a little bird! The discovery moved Haocheng to tears. He examined his new little dragon, although it was smaller than before, it was still good! (Zuben: Are you a shower or grower?)

Even though he did not have all the information, he knew he had transmigrated. But who had he transmigrated into?

How did he know he had transmigrated? Because, he had been facing certain death in a plane crash, but then he woke up in this body!

Shiny long hair, antique clothes with a little devil crying and shouting at him,

‘Gōngzǐ, you finally woke up…,’ accompanied by sobbing.

And there was his common sense; he watched TV a lot!

And he followed the popular; dressed as a weak boneless person, more beautiful than a woman. Look at this body, these arms, and this face; was this a man?

But that was not the worst of it. The worst of it was

This was a Xiǎo. Guān. Guǎn! A little groom brothel!

Yes! There was no doubt about it. And the owner of this body? He was a fresh courtesan here and tonight was his budding night!

Budding?! ❌

Even though he had lived in New York, he was a real Taiwanese man. He had some knowledge of Chinese slang. Of course he knew what budding meant. ❌

❌❌ He was going to be blasted open!

Hell no! Who dared blast open his chrysanthemum?! He would fight for his life!

He put his hands protectively over his charming bottom; his beautiful face was full of grim determination. His peach blossom eyes grew bloodshot.

He swore that he would absolutely protect his little bud!

Zuben: So Jiang Chuwei's brother is called Jiang Haocheng, not Jiang Yan. Sorry everyone. 🙇

Thank you to Miaka_Mei for corrections. Much appreciated.

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