‘Um, Sis, are you sure this is what you want me to buy? Are you sure you picked the right one?’ Xiao Tu asked gingerly holding a sheer pink night gown by its hanger.
Zhen Zhen looked smug.
‘Of course! Don’t you think it’s nice? Even I am tempted to buy one. I just had an idea in my mind, I never expected to find something that defied my expectations! What are you waiting for? Go pay! If you get robbed, don’t come crying to me!’ Zhen Zhen pushed her towards the cashier.
Xiao Tu smiled wanly at the semi-transparent nightie.
She wanted to cry but not because she was afraid of being robbed by others. This nightie made her speechless. Could this rag be called a nightgown? It was equivalent to being nude!
But she was being pushed to the cashier by Zhen Zhen; such a violent woman!
She picked up the tag to at the price, if it was acceptable, she would buy it.
What?! 148?! This rag? Hell no!
She turned back, glared at Zhen Zhen and went to put the gown back on the shelf she picked it from.
Zhen Zhen cried in despair, ‘Tutu, you really don’t want this? How can you be so unwilling? Won’t your heart hurt?’ she said melodramatically as she held the nightgown like a dying relative.
‘Don’t pretend to be sad for me! If I buy it, my heart and purse will hurt. How could this nothing be so expensive? I can be certified mad if I buy it!’
‘It’s not nothing! Please! Your lifelong x happiness depends on it. Can you realise your wish to push the Wolf down without it? Can you fully feel the Wolf’s passion without it? Can you sing with the wolf every night without it? Please answer, 1, 2, 3!’
Just like the last quick-fire Q&A, silly rabbit shook her head with a no.
Zhen Zhen showed a triumphant smile and took the night gown back to the cashier, Xiao Tu realised she’d been had again and rushed to stop her.
‘Ladies, you
want this nightgown or not?’ the cashier asked, now exasperated.
Xiao Tu quickly let go of Zhen Zhen. Zhen Zhen looked at Xiao Tu who loved money more than her life, she guessed she wouldn’t spend money on the night gown even if she was going to die. This silly Rabbit did not realise the magnitude of this nightgown.
‘Miss, wrap this up.’ Zhen Zhen presented her card.
Xiao Tu watched as Zhen Zhen paid with her neat card. She looked puzzled as she asked, ‘Sister, have you found someone who could be my brother in law in the vast sea without telling me? Who’s so unluck- I mean, who’s so lucky to spend a good night with you…’
Zhen Zhen collected the carrier bag from the cashier and patted Xiao Tu’s head, ‘You haven’t been in good shape today. Here, it is for you – a gift. Really, there are no better friends in the world than me.’
Rabbit was still for two seconds before trying to hug Zhen Zhen. Remembering the disaster that happened earlier in the day with her make up smeared, Zhen Zhen held her back with one hand.
‘Do you know how to use this nightgown?’ Zhen Zhen asked looking concerned. (Zuben: Is there supposed to be an instruction manual?)
‘Cut! Who doesn’t know? It is not just a nightgown. But er this one is…er…’
It would be cold wearing just this. It was better to wear it over her usual pyjamas. Yes, that was a very wise decision.
Zhen Zhen felt her head throbbing. She has tried to plant so many flowers in the cow dung that was Xiao Tu’s brain. The best wolf isn’t really going to enjoy this night gown…alas.
‘Sister Tutu. Here is what you should do. At night, after your bath, do all the maintenance, then put on the sexy undies we bought, and then put this on over it. Then, everything is ready! Oh yeah!’
Thinking of the Wolf’s desire and dissatisfaction made her so excited. (Zuben: What is the aim of this experiment again?)
‘Erm, Sister Zhen Zhen, let me remind you, it’s late autumn so it wouldn’t be appropriate to be prancing about in such flimsy clothing.’
‘Don’t give me that nonsense! Do you want to push him down or not! As long as you fulfil your wish, what does the cold matter?! Any more questions?’
Seeing Zhen Zhen’s enraged bulging eyes, Xiao Tu quickly shook her head.
‘Good. Good. Now hurry up and show your big sister your ambition; are you going to push the Wolf down at night?!’
‘Yes!’
‘Very good. Very good. But rabbit, you must remember that men still like women who are restrained. Don’t take initiative. Be shy and refuse, pretend you’re still hesitant – alright?’
‘I know!’
Hearing this, Zhen Zhen knew she had succeeded and grinned.
With a happy mood, Xiao Tu and her goddess Zhen Zhen carried on working after lunch. While she was busy, her desk phone rang an internal call, ‘Hello, planning department.’
‘It’s me. What are you doing?’ A deeply sexy voice said over the phone.
Xiao Tu immediately started blushing, ‘I’m sorting things out for the new project. You?’
‘Thinking about you.’ His tone was so ambiguous, Xiao Tu held the phone tighter not knowing what to say.
‘Are you shy?’ he chuckled, ‘Why don’t you come up? I want to see you.’
How could she refuse such an attractive request?
‘Yes.’
She hung up quickly and raced out of the department without caring about others’ stares. Alas, people in love have low IQ, and someone like Xiao Tu who already had low IQ; it could only be on the floor now that she was in love.
She ran all the way to the tenth floor.
As soon as she wanted to push his door open, Linda stopped her, ‘Miss Xiao, do you have an appointment? He is very busy; he doesn’t have time to see you now. If there is something urgent, I’ll deliver the message.’
She didn’t know why, but Linda’s words upset her. He was her man. Why should she be stopped by this woman when she wanted to see him?
She really wanted to shout, “Yes, I’m looking for him. I want to tell him I miss him too. I want to hold him and kiss him. Can you tell him for me?!”
Looking at her
low cut lapel, she suddenly remembered that she had stood very close
to Lang Lang that morning, which made Xiao Tu even more unhappy.(Zuben: Maybe do some slapping?)
Linda felt elated seeing Xiao Tu’s upset. Big victory. Director Lang, will only see her.
Just was she was in a state of elation, the director’s door opened and Lang Lang stepped out. Seeing Xiao Tu at the door, he smiled broadly and came to take her hand, ‘I was wondering why you weren’t here already. Why are you so slow?’
He pulled her into his office, and with a slam, the door closed on Linda.
Xiao Tu’s mouth remained flat. He saw Linda and her sexy body everyday, and she knew everything about him. It upset her.
Lang Lang couldn’t know what had upset his little Rabbit, he thought he was cute even when she was angry. He held her in his arms, ‘Baby, I missed you so much.’
Inhaling his delicious scent, listening to his words, she promptly let go of everything and hugged him back, ‘I miss you too.’
‘Do you know I didn’t eat well at lunch. Without you, I had no appetite.’ He said as he caressed her hair. (4th wall: Shit, didn’t you live without her before. Zuben: Hmmhm)
Xiao Tu sighed in pleasure as she enjoyed his caresses, ‘Me too. I didn’t eat much without you.’ (4th wall: Xiao Tu, you’re lying. You ate two teppanyaki with Zhen Zhen at lunch!)
The infatuated pair who had only been separated for an hour or two, openly canoodled in the office, complaining about missing each other as though they had not seen each other for eight hundred years. They were even more miserable than the Cowherd and Weaver Girl.
As they kissed, Xiao Tu gasped as she remembered, ‘Come to my place tonight, I have a surprise for you.’
Lang Lang pulled her back to continue kissing as he said, ‘Good,’ against her lips, not wasting a second.
The two kissed and canoodled for a long time on Lang Lang’s couch when a sudden knock interrupted their sweet passion.
‘Director, the leader of the tech department just called. He wanted to speak to you about the new product listing. He said it was urgent.’ Linda said from behind the door.
The two talents reluctantly separated but his large hand pulled her little hand while his forehead touched hers.
‘Rabbit darling, what to do? I don’t want you to go back.’
‘Wolfie, I don’t want to go back, but you have a meeting. I have to go.’
‘Don’t I want to hold you so much.’
‘Me too.’
‘There is still a long time till work is over. What should I do?’
‘There are still three hours. How would I be able to stand it? I miss you already.’
‘I miss you too.’
‘I can’t think about it anymore.’
‘Rabbit…’
‘Wolfie…’
(Zuben: le sigh)
The office door slowly opened and Xiao Tu stepped out. Linda saw her flushed face and dazed eyes, and her beloved Director still clinging on to her looking deeply unsatisfied. Her heart shattered into a thousand pieces.
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Finally, it was over. Zhen Zhen leaned back in her chair with a sigh of relief.
It had been so busy all day that she hadnt even been able to take a sip of water. She stretched and turned to Xiao Tu, who was up and packing her things.
Zhen Zhen grabbed her arm, ‘Wait a minute, it’s been a busy day. We haven’t been able to chat. What’s the hurry? Take a break.’
Xiao Tu quickly broke away frm Zhen Zhen’s claws, ‘No rest. No need. Not tired. I’m not tired at all. I’m going to see my beautiful man soon. Byebye!’
And she was gone.
‘Don’t forget what I taught you this afternoon,’ she shouted at her back, ‘Be reserved.’
But she was gone. Zhen Zhen slumped down on her chair and began to pound her shoulder, ‘Forget your friend when you have a man. So ungrateful. I’ve not seen her this active after work before. Smell Xiao Tu! I hate her! Now, I have to go to dinner by myself. Hmph!’
‘Sister Zhen, if you don’t mind, I’ll have dinner with you.’
She looked up to see Xiaoqi smiling at her, and her hairs stood up. She rose out of her chair picked up her bag, ‘Xiaoqi, I’ll go home. Have a good evening. Byebye!’ and zoomed out herself.
Xiao Tu raced all the way to the parking garage. In the distance, she saw Lang Lang leaning against his car waiting for her. That figure was really the best!
Lang Lang seemed to feel Xiao Tu’s gaze, he turned to look at her, and smiled, which made Xiao Tu soften.
Lang Lang watch his silly Rabbit go googly-eyed at him, and knew she must be fascinated by him again. With this Tutu’s perversion, she dares to be second absolutely no one dares to be first. However, would she fall in love with a man more beautiful then he? It was possible, but he would never let that happen. He would fascinate silly Tutu so thoroughly that she would not be able to see other men in her eyes for the rest of her life.
Lang Lang stood up straight and held his arms open for her. Tutu saw his invitation and was stunned for a moment before blushing and running into his arms wildly.
He caught her in his arms and held her tightly as he brushed back her hair scattered by her wild run.
‘Darling, did you miss me?’
Xiao Tu lips turned down as she tried to look pitiful, ‘After thinking about it, I used my brain too much, now I’m hungry,’
‘You want to eat by finding an excuse to cheat me.’ He said with a doting smile, ‘Let’s go I’ll take you to eat delicious food.’ He patted her bum as he opened the car door for her.
Xiao Tu got in with a blushing face looking forward to dinner.
Lang Lang drove them to an intimate western restaurant. From the outside, the décor looked very elegant and romantic.
Lang Lang parked, and looked over to Xiao Tu. She was gazing at the restaurant, mesmerised. He smiled and pinched her cheek, before taking her hand, ‘Let’s go in. It’s even more lovely inside.’
Xiao Tu followed Lang Lang to the restaurant. As soon as they entered, a handsome white man, came up to them, ‘Good evening, do you have a reservation?’ he asked in English, but his accent sounded Russian.
‘Yes, Lang. Table for two.’ Lang Lang replied in English.
Xiao Tu found his English voice so charming, but the waiter…so handsome. Tall and white. But he was not as handsome as her charming Wolfie. Not as charming. No sex appeal at all!
Lang Lang saw Xiao Tu staring at the waiter, and was unhappy. As they were led to their seat he tried to keep her from looking at him. He did not allow the waiter to pull out her chair, but ensured he did it himself.
Xiao Tu sat, blushing. Lang Lang brought his chair closer to her and sat.
‘Why sit so close?’
‘Why? Don’t you like me being close to you? Huh?’
Xiao Tu looked up at him teasing her, his skin was golden under the golden lights of the restaurant. His eyes were smoldering…what a demon!
Their meals were presented quickly; steak and salad with mushroom soup.
Hungry Xiao Tu didn’t even bother with a knife. She pounced on the meat with a fork and started to tear into it.
Lang Lang watched her chomp and try to tear the meat, he smiled unconsciously. It was a good thing they were placed at a secluded table or this silly Tutu’s mannerless eating would have attracted attention.
When the meat was let go, he carefully cut the meat up, and tousled her head.
‘Tutu, eat slowly. Open your mouth.’ He held a piece of meat up to her mouth with his fork. Seeing Lang Lang deliver the cut meat, she opened her mouth without hesitation.
Lang Lang watched her stuffed mouth as she chewed. She looked like a squirrel with bulging cheeks and pouting lips. She was so cute he couldn’t help landing a kiss on her greasy lips.
‘You…we’re in public!’ Xiao Tu looked about shyly.
‘Who are you afraid of? No one can see us. Come on, darling, eat.’ Lang Lang continued to feed her small bites for fear she might choke. He would also spook some mushroom soup for her as well.
Xiao Tu put her fork down and enjoyed the considerate service.
Just as she was getting used to opening her mouth and food being delivered to it, Lang Lang would take the food instead.
‘You! You’re deliberately making trouble.’ Xiao Tu complined as she hit him with her little fists. (Zuben: This author consistently used weird metaphors or slang that I couldn’t bear to use. What the fuck is “m head” or “x chamber” with regard to hair or a muscular arm?)
‘The cutlery you used makes it more delicious.’ Lang Lang said hugging Xiao Tu closer to him.
Her face turned red.
This man… really!
And that is how their beautiful meal went on with sweet mutual feeding. It was a good thing their table was secluded or the other patrons would have gotten sick of the two hugging and kissing and whispering sweet nothings, and wouldn’t not have been able to eat.
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What was Zhen Zhen's plan? Was it to make Tutu so vulgar that the Boss would not want her? Or would he think of it as animalistic behavior? I think I have to backup and read a few of the previous chapters.
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