Xiao Tu rushed to Lang Lang’s
office, as soon as she entered, she found Linda standing next to Lang Lang. She
was bending over showing him something in a document, but she was wearing a
skirt suit with a low neckline, showing off her charms.
More importantly, she, a big living
person had barged in, and they didn’t even notice her! Xiao Tu’s anger rose even
higher. She coughed. But saliva went the wrong way, and she began to cough
violently.
Linda and Lang Lang looked up at
her. Lang Lang put down the folder in his hand, and went over to Xiao Yu with
his cup of tea.
To Linda, he said, ‘You carry on.
Do as I have instructed.’
Lang Lang drew Xiao Tu into his
office, and fed her some tea while gently patting her back.
‘Look at you, why are you so
careless?’
Linda eyed the cup of tea in his
hand, she had only made it for him just now, and it was going into someone
else’s mouth before he even drank it himself? She also noticed that he was so
gentle with Xiao Tu. Was the rumour they were dating true? Are they really
together? How is this woman better than she?!
Linda glared at Xiao Tu was she
walked out of the office.
Lang Lang closed the door behind
her!
Director?!
How could he fall into others’
hands?! She couldn’t accept it!
Lang Lang helped Xiao Tu to the
sofa. He stared at her face reddened from coughing with eyes full of love, ‘Do
you feel better?’ he asked as he rubbed her back.
Xiao Tu nodded, enjoying his
caresses as she took another sip of tea.
As he watched her loveliness, he
suddenly felt he couldn’t remember all the plans he’d been bothering all this
time, his heart was relaxed. He tapped her nose as he said with smile, ‘Did you
miss me?’
Xiao Tu suddenly remembered her
purpose and battered his hand away as she jumped off the sofa, ‘Miss you?! I’m
here to interrogate you! How dare you lie to me! You liked me first! How dare
you try to confuse black and white.’
Ah, she was so cute when she was
angry. He was so enchanted with her, every move she made affected his heart.
But he was also very aware that his Xiao Tu wasn’t smart enough to realise he
hoodwinked her. So she could have only heard it from someone else. And that
person could only be: Zhen Zhen.
That woman really sees through him
and wants to start fighting him, eh?
Lang Lang smirked inwardly. He
pulled Xiao Tu into his arms and whispered hotly in her ear, ‘What are you
thinking? Hmm? You admitted it last night. Did I force you, hmm?’
Xiao Tu loved how Lang Lang
smelled. Feeling his embrace and the heat of his breath, she thought of their
tryst, and the evil things he did.
Lang Lang saw Xiao Tu was getting
distracted again and smiled with satisfaction. He placed her finger at her
lips.
Xiao Tu realised their position was
a little ambiguous, and tried to get up. But she couldn’t get away. Lang Lang
would not let her go. She grabbed Lang Lang’s finger on her mouth and bit it.
Lang Lang didn’t feel it on his finger, but this very provocative action hurt
him elsewhere.
Lang Lang pulled at the wriggling
Xiao Tu and kissed her little red lips. His kiss was hard and hungry like he’d
never touched a woman in a millennia. He pulled open her suit to fondle her
breasts.
Xiao Tu moaned and wrapped her arms
around his neck, but when he pressed on her breast, she was very shy and tried
to peel his hand off. She pulled away from him and looked up at him.
Lang Lang looked down at her and
realised where his hand was. Good god, he almost knocked her down in the
office. Although this Tutu was really stupid, she was really good at seducing
people. (4th wall: Please, where did she seduce you? You’re
obviously the one that is too hungry and thirsty)
Lang Lang cleared his throat, and
pulled his hand out of her clothes and tidied her up.
Xiao Tu felt a strange sense of
loss when he took his hand away. Her lips pressed into a thin line of
displeasure.
He didn’t realise that she was
dissatisfied with her desire, he thought that she was unhappy that he had gone
out of control kissing her. He kissed her cheek and said, ‘Be good.’
He let her lean against him, while
he took the tea cup to drink and calm down.
Xiao Tu watched his Adam's apple
bob up and down as he drank and swallowed thirstily.
Lang Lang looked down to find Xiao
Tu was staring at him, looking very lovely and a little silly.
‘Would you like to have a drink?’
She nodded foolishly.
He smiled and handed her the cup
with the part where he drank from facing her, making Tutu kiss him indirectly.
Xiao Tu returned to the planning
department intoxicated and the wolf returned to work with a spring in his step.
Result of the interrogation is
self-evident.
Round one: Sister Zhen loses.
When Xiao Tu returned looking
silly, Zhen Zhen knew her plan had been foiled.
But she couldn’t really blame silly
Tutu, with her IQ such a task was too difficult for her. But wouldn’t give up,
with her noble status of being a great lover, many young men and women trapped
in love were saved in college.
Why would she be afraid of that bad
wolf? Cut!
Zhen Zhen hugged Xiao Tu, ‘Tutu,
tell me, have you and the wolf…have you done that?’
Xiao Tu was still thinking of Lang
Lang’s kisses and so she replied vaguely, ‘That? What is “that”? I don’t
understand.’
Zhen Zhen felt like she was going
to vomit blood.
She clenched her fist and teeth
trying to resist the desire to scold Tutu, ‘That is that. You know? The thing
you’ve been looking forward to the most.’
Xiao Tu looked at Zhen Zhen’s
blazing eyes and weird smile was she waggled her eyebrows and suddenly
remembered what “that” was.
‘Alas, not yet. Everytime just
kissing! It’s so annoying! When can I eat him?!’
This is embarrassing, Zhen Zhen
felt black lines over her forehead. How could a person be filled with both
stupidity and lust? Strangely, when Zhen Zhen first entered university, she was
a pure girl. But under the influence of Comrade Xiao Tu and her friends, she
turned into the person she was today.
How could she not have increased
her skills all these years? (Zuben: Empty drums beat the loudest.)
On second thought, Zhen Zhen would
never have imagined that Lang Lang would be a gentleman. (Zuben: I find it hard
to believe too, considering how hard he’s been trying to get into her pants.
Did the author change her mind about his predatory ways) He must so hard not to
bear touching Xiao Tu, but with this in mind, she’d grasped his weakness.
Zhen Zhen pretended to be
sympathetic to Xiao Tu’s plight. She gave her a hug, ‘Poor Tutu, it doesn’t
matter. You have me here. I will help you. I have thought of something, why
don’t we skip lunch and go shopping?’
‘Shopping?’ Xiao Tu repeated
densely, ‘Why are we going shopping? Anyway. I can’t go. Lang Lang wants to eat
with me.’
Seeing Xiao Tu’s shyness as she
talked about that wolf, Zhen Zhen was so angry she wanted to scream. Now that
she had a man, she forgot her friends?! (Zuben: But come, how is this your
problem, Zhen Zhen?)
Zhen Zhen clenched her fist trying
to bear it.
‘Tutu, you can eat with him any day
of the week, right? But your wish is to defeat the best wolf, doesn’t that need
to be accomplished as soon as possible?’
As soon as she heard “defeat the
best wolf,” Xiao Tu nodded her head like a rattle.
So embarrassing, Zhen Zhen thought
as a crow flew over her head. This Xiao Tu was most passionate when she had the
chance to touch a beautiful man.
‘Right, so we are going shopping at
lunch time. I’ll buy something for you to ensure you wish is fulfilled!’
‘Yea! Zhen Zhen! My great Buddha! I
love you the most! You are the best woman in the world, second to my mother and
me!’ Xiao Tu grabbed her face and started raining kisses on her cheeks.
Zhen Zhen pushed her away, and
wiped the spit on her face. She really understood women were made of water.
Xiao Tu look at Zhen Zhen. She had
rumpled her hair, and her foundation was also smeared off. Err, if Zhen Zhen
found out, she will kill her. It was best to hide the mirror and run STAT!
But just as she turned, she heard a
howl;
‘Xiao Tu! You ruined my make-up!
You come back here!’
At lunchtime, Xiao Tu and Zhen Zhen
stepped out into the fresh air. Just as they were discussing where to go, Xiao
Tu’s phone rang – the imperial march. Xiao Tu looked like she’d been dipped in
sugar, and realised who it might be.
‘Hello…I’m going out with Zhen
Zhen.’
‘I know…Why are you being like
this?...You have to eat, or I will be distressed…’
‘Of course, I miss you too…’
‘Alright, I’ll listen to you. I’ll
go wherever you say…’
‘Yeah, I’m sorry…’
(Zuben: Is it so hard to hang out
with her friend for lunch and boyfriend gets dinner?)
Zhen Zhen was beginning to lose
patience with this daft conversation she was overhearing. She felt like the god
who broke up the Cowherd and Weaver girl.
She grabbed the phone from Xiao Tu,
‘Don’t worry, director Lang. I’m borrowing her just this once! Even if I borrow
ten people’s courage in the future, I won’t dare rob your woman again.’ She
shouted down the phone.
Xiao Tu gaped in shock as Zhen Zhen
handed the phone back to her.
She quickly said, ‘Bye bye.’ And
hung up.
She came up to Zhen Zhen and tried
to appease her.
‘Oh, look, who’s the most
beautiful? Give us a smile…’
‘Hm!’
‘Sister…don’t be angry with me. A
beauty shouldn’t be angry.’
‘Hm!’
‘Master Zhen, I won’t dare next
time. Won’t you forgive me?’
‘Hm! As if there would be a next
time. I’m afraid your man will just kill me if I dared a “next time”!’
‘Ha ha…’ At the words “your man”
Xiao Tu felt into a state of silliness that made Zhen Zhen feel like she wanted
to cry.
It was very nice and touching to
have a friend that made you want to cry at any time.
Zhen Zhen needs to get her own man.
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