When Rabbit Met Wolf 21 - 22

 

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21 Peach blossoms great and small: 

Lang Lang stepped out of the lift and saw some small white faced fellow hugging his Rabbit and would not let go; rage filled his head. The rest of the world became faceless mob characters aside from his Tutu and that adulterer.

Without saying a word, he stalked to where they were and with a wave of his long arms pulled them apart.

Xiao Tu gasped in relief from being released from the Xiao Zhengtai’s passionate embrace only to be trapped against another familiar body. He really didn’t lose to Zhengtai’s fervour. She looked up to see who it was and choked back saliva, ‘D-direc…’

Before she could complete her words, Lang Lang pulled her closer to him, ‘My darling Tutu, I came late so you’re being taken advantage of by this little coyote. Come on, don’t be afraid, hubby will disinfect you.’ Before she knew what was what he was kissing her.

The staff witnessing the show all gasped.

When Lang Lang heard their exclamation, he remembered that they were in the foyer. But little Tutu’s lips were too delicious, he didn’t want to stop. And now he had started, he might as well do it properly; he pried open her mouth and stuck his tongue to correct her.

Xiao Tu was in wide eyed shock at first, staring at the wolf’s long lashes and fine skin. Before she knew it, her lashed fluttered closed and she was responding to his kisses.

This guy was a monster.

Pure bred demon.

Xiao Zhengtai was not happy, he grabbed their arms and pulled them apart, ‘Hey! Who are you to dare kiss my Rabbit! She’s mine! Just who are you calling a little coyote! You’re the pervert! Don’t kiss her, let go of her this instant!’

Xiao Tu and Lang Lang were eventually forced to part. They stared at each other hungrily while breathing heavily, their faces were red, not because of shyness, but because of the exertion from holding back their desire. They stared into each other’s eyes taking in the moment, while Zhengtai was growing more irate.

‘Hey, you two! I’m standing here; can you two pay attention to me?!’

They finally turned to look at him. There were some people you couldn’t give face because once you did, they would think they were a big deal.

Take this little Zhengtai brother for instance; when Tutu and Lang Lang were kissing and ignoring him, he felt small and insignificant, the moment they looked at him, he immediately felt legitimate.

‘You, sir! I ask you; what do you have to do with my Tutu? Why are you kissing her?’ He said aggressively. LXiao Zhengtai’s name was really suitable; not just because of his head which was not very bright. But as he grabbed Lang Lang by his collar, Zhengtai had to stand on tiptoe.

Oh dear…

Lang Lang swatted his little claws off his collar and hugged Xiao Tu to his side while looked at Zhengtai with contempt, ‘Honey, isn’t this man funny? What is our relationship? Haven’t you notified this person of our wedding?’

Lang Lang stroked Xiao Tu’s nose intimately.

Comrade Zhengtai’s heart downed 10,000 leagues and smashed to pieces. He sank into one knee in despondence and adopted the pose of “The Thinker” as he wailed, ‘Marriage? Tutu! How could you marry someone else? You’re my girlfriend.’

Xiao Tu finally recovered from the kiss, and replied, ‘I’m sorry, was it not you who broke up with me? Didn’t say I was your sister? Didn’t you invite your sexy girlfriend to dinner on that fateful night and saddled me with a bill equivalent to my two weeks salary? Why is there now a change of heart?’

Zhengtai quickly rose, holding on to Xiao Tu’s soft hand, ‘W-we broke up! You and I: our love is true and deep! The moon represents my heart.’ (Zuben: Ever changing?)

Xiao Tu tried to pull her hands away, ‘Bro, can you speak properly? Why are you talking in song lyrics?’

‘No, Xiao Tu. I’m not your bro!’ Zhengtai protested swinging her hand hither and yon.

Xiao Tu was very confused, and the swinging made her dizzy. (Zuben: What are you confused by?)

Lang Lang grabbed Zhentai’s hand and pulled him firmly off Xiao Tu before wiping her hand.

Of course, Zhen Zhen was watching proceedings with blazing interest.

Lang Lang laid his large hand on Xiao Tu’s belly and rubbed, ‘Baby, did the baby kick just now? If you feel unwell, you must tell hubby. Don’t bear it by yourself/’

A child… Zhengtai’s heart was broken even more.

He glared at the pair and realised his recovery plan was shot to pieces. Alas, he had bought so many flowers, but they were late in the day so it was 30% off! Not a bad loss.

With a shaky hand, he handed her the withering flowers, ‘These…are for my nephew.’ He said sadly before promptly turning around smartly and leaving.

There was a thunderous applause. Everyone cheered for their beloved director. With knowing ambiguous smiles, they went to forage for lunch.

Lang Lang’s felt good; now everyone knows Xiao Tu was his, she couldn’t run from him. (Zuben: You keep threatening to fire her)

Xiao Tu, on the other hand, was in shock. She suddenly remembered that they were in the foyer! This play was a little to much.

The ladies looked at Xiao Tu with envy, while the men guffawed, ‘We’re looking forward to drinking wedding wine.’

‘Hold on, everyone,’ she tried to protest, ‘It’s not true!’

The women scoffed and the men laughed. She turned to glare at Lang Lang, whose hand was still rubbing her tummy, and threw is hand off, ‘What is wrong with you? What did you do just now? Why did you hug me and kiss me? What marriage? What children?!’

Lang Lang coughed and resumed his cold expression, ‘Miss Xiao, look at this; this is the company foyer, how could you and that little white face man be embracing here? I was trying to maintain the image of our company, okay?’ (Zuben: By engaging in embracing and kissing of your own?)

Oh so, it was like this, fine…she really shouldn’t shout. (Author: Xiao Tu, why are you so easy to swindle like this. Have a little sense. He said it wasn’t okay for you to hug Zhengtai in the foyer, but was it proper for him to kiss and hug in the foyer?)

‘Hey, what “little white face”, he’s my ex-boyfriend, there is no need to insult him.’ Isn’t that like saying she had poor eyesight? (Zuben: You indeed have poor eyesight, brain – everything possibly)

Lang Lang was annoyed that Xiao Tu was defending that simpleton before him, his expression grew even colder.

They were in a deadlock, when the sound of a phone ringing burst through the silence. Lang Lang reached into his pocket and drew out his phone to answer.

He listened for a few moments before saying a displeased, ‘Hm,’

Xiao Tu wondered what was bothering him, but then he handed his phone to her, ‘Nao. He’s being noisy and wants to speak to you.’

Was that it? Why was he so unhappy then? She should be the unhappy one having to coax the little ancestor.

Just as Tutu was about to speak, Lang Lang took the phone and put the call on speaker. Suddenly there was a loud cry, ‘Xiao Tu! Xiao Tu! I miss you! Come back and marry me!’

Alas, still the same, ah.

‘Hello Nao, how are you doing? Aren’t you having your lunch?’

‘Xiao Tu, I can’t eat! I’m holding the dress you wore; I miss you so much. I will save the food for you so come back and marry me! I’ll give you all my delicious food.’

Xiao Tu didn’t know what to say, she could only giggle.

‘Xiao Tu, are you happy? I heard my father say when he asked my mother to marry him, mother was always giggling. Xiao Tu, I like you!’

Xiao Tu wanted to burst out laughing, but Lang Lang felt as though he was going get an internal injury. He grabbed the phone and said coldly, ‘Cheng Kai and the Fox, listen to me! If you force my hand, you will know the end.’

Nao’s parents immediately blocked the mouth of their little one, quickly flattered Lang Lang and hung up.

The world became quiet again.

This short-sighted rabbit was really good at recruiting me. Getting big and small peach blossoms, Lang Lang thought in annoyance.

On the other hand, Xiao Tu was thinking, although this wolf was very handsome, his heart was so small; being jealous of a little child…hold on, does he like me?

Xiao Tu blinked and looked up at Lang Lang, ‘Do-do you like me?’ she asked cautiously.

Her shy look made him itch to hold her, but in the corner of his eye he saw Zhen Zhen appear. He quickly restrained himself, ‘Miss Xiao, why do you always have this idea? I’m just afraid you will corrupt my nephew with thoughts of getting married every day.’

Xiao Tu felt bad for asking and looked down; it wasn’t her fault the hairy child like her.

Zhen Zhen put her arm around Xiao Tu’s shoulder and looked at Lang Lang provocatively.

Lang Lang suddenly felt exposed, and guilty. Why did he feel that this Zhen Zhen saw through him? (Zuben: Because, she’s not dumb)

He cleared his throat and said to Li, who had been standing by, ‘Li, let’s go to lunch.’

And he walked away, but he could see Zhen Zhen’s knowing smile and Xiao Tu’s dejected face from the corner of his eye.  

 

22 Silly Rabbit.

Zhen Zhen stared at Xiao Tu in confusion, before giving her a knock on the head, ‘Xiao Tu, when will you start using your brain?’

‘Sis! Don’t shout!’ Xiao cried piteously, Zhen Zhen’s voice rattled her brain.

Zhen Zhen suddenly stopped and realised “mud can’t hold up a wall, iron cannot be come steel”

‘Lift your head up!’

Xiao Tu’s head remained bowed and she looked like an aggrieved daughter in law. Unfortunately, Zhen Zhen ruthlessly walked away.

‘Zhen Zhen…’

‘Don’t call my name, do I have anything to do with you? Do we know each other well? I don’t have such a stupid friend.’

‘Zhen Zhen…’

‘I don’t understand, we’ve been together for years, haven’t you learned anything from me? Why is your brain a block of wood that you wash dishes that others have eaten from! You’ve been sold up the creek and don’t even realise it!’

‘Who’s been eaten? Who’s being sold? I don’t understand.’ Xiao Tu asked blankly. (Zuben: Oy vey!)

‘You!’ Zhen Zhen felt as though she was going to beat this silly rabbit up. (Zuben: My recommendation is to beat her, but I don’t think it would help matters)

She held her hand to her head and tried to take deep calming breaths so she didn’t kill her friend.

‘Forget it, you’re hopeless. I have to be the one to save you from yourself. Now tell me exactly all Lang Lang’s evil deeds one more time.’

Xiao Tu nodded seriously but then said something that made Zhen Zhen want to strangle her, ‘But…I’ve forgotten everything.’

Zhen Zhen tried to hold back her anger, told herself repeatedly to go easy on Xiao Yu.

‘Alright. Think again, when did Lang Lang begin to squeeze you? How did he squeeze you? What did he say to you? For instance, after the dinner he took us to…?’

‘When? Since he started. How? He threatened to deduct my bonus every time. Oh yeah, he began to claim I was taking advantage of him, and threaten me all the time. I preferred it when he just didn’t give me my bonus. All this tragedy began because I got drunk that night. Who knew I would do such a think when I was drunk?! But I don’t think I did just because I was hungry.’

Zhen Zhen felt like a blood vessel in her brain was about to pop. This silly rabbit believed everything she was told. Just because she was drunk; she knows herself she wouldn’t do such a thing.

‘Rabbit, listen to your Sister Zhen Zhen. In the future, you must remember to keep away from Lang Lang, don’t talk to him. Do you understand?’

Xiao Tu thought for a long time, and began to nodded then shake her head, then bowed her head in shame, ‘But I like him, how could I ignore him?!’

Zhen Zhen felt as though she had been struck with a lightning bolt of rage. Watching the scenes earlier, she had noted how Lang Lang was treating her shabbily. As a result, Zhen Zhen had thought of many ways to get rid of that black wolf. But now she’s saying she likes him?!

‘Tutu, I am happy for Zhengtai right now. How can he live with you? One would want to cry everyday. Come! Let’s go drinking. I need to paralyse myself with wine. Let’s go!’ (Zuben: Still a work day, but sure)

Just as Zhen Zhen was dragging her out, Xiao Tu resisted, ‘No, I can’t drink. I’m allergic to alcohol! I’ll get wine rash.’

‘Are you stupid? What kind of allergy is that?’

Xiao Tu shook her head before nodding, ‘I don’t know. At first, I thought it was that Lang Lang kissed me all over, but he said it was an allergic reaction…’

Zhen Zhen had never come across such a blatant liar, and Xiao Tu was a colossal mug! He kissed her! It was all hickeys!

‘Xiao Tu, let us go and have a drink. Sister will take care of you if you have a wine rash, eh?’ Zhen Zhen said dragging Xiao Tu out.

As they went, she thought inwardly; this Lang Lang, evil wolf, you have a lot of gumption messing with my little Tutu! (Zuben: But your Tutu wants to be messed with)

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