When Rabbit Met Wolf 19 - 20

 

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19 Molest the Wolf. 

‘Xiao Tu! Are you alright?’ Lang Lang asked while laughing wildly at Xiao Tu who was still dazed from the dance party.

‘Ah-ah no, I’m not…Nothing.’ Xiao Tu stammered in reply. She stared up at his handsome face, and couldn’t stare for too long so her gaze fell to the open collar of his shirt, showing his collarbone. She found her self blushing.

She couldn’t calm down.

Lang Lang watched Xiao Tu’s eyes look everywhere but at him. Her blush spread from her cheeks to her ears and down her neck to her chest.

He followed her into her guest room and she sat down on the bed with the dress spread around her. From his vantage point, he could see her cleavage. Feeling a surge to his lower regions, he tried to resist.

‘Rest early, we’ll be catching an early morning flight back.’ He said and promptly left.

Once he left, Xiao Tu felt she could breathe. It was as though the air in the room was sucked in by Lang Lang. So crazy.

At this time, Lang Lang stood outside of her door thinking he must find another chance to get Xiao Tu drunk so he could take advantage again.

Inside, Xiao Tu was thinking she must find another change to get drunk so she could molest him again.

It was destined to be a sleepless night for the hungry pair.

The next morning, with a warm farewell from the Lang family and the loud cry of infatuated Nao, Xiao Tu got in the car with Lang Lang to the airport.

She didn’t wait until she was really sleepy, once they got on the flight and got settled, Comrade Tu directly pretended to fall asleep.

Why? Just see the two dark circles under Comrade Tu’s eyes, one could see that she didn’t get any sleep. She had spent the night thinking of ways to molest Lang Lang. After careful thought, she came up with a lot of ways to feel him up, such as, choosing to seat in the window seat and going to the bathroom several times while rubbing her legs against his each time she passed. Another one was falling asleep, in her “sleep” she would rest on his shoulders.

After thinking about it, she settled on pretending to sleep, you can easily fall on his chest and the contact area was very large. When she got on the plane, she was very excited to carry out her plan.

First step is to close her eyes. Good.

Step two. Lean over. Good. Must be close now…Why hasn’t she gotten close yet?!

She opened her eyes and saw he wasn’t there. She looked down the gangway and saw his back as he went to the bathroom. (Zuben: To fap?)

Even the back is fascinating. Hurry back~

After that tragic lesson, Xiao Tu dared not act rashly. But who was she? She was the great Xiao Tu! How can she let herself suffer? Since she couldn’t lean on him, she could perform her other plans.

‘Director, I want to step out.’

Alas, first class seats have too much leg room, but Xiao Tu would not give up. She will go out shamelessly brushing against his legs. And you call also say, “Ha ha ha, it’s so crowded.” (Zuben: Her brain is a boiled egg)

‘Ah! I’m so scared! There is so much turbulence!’ she exclaimed after falling on him the nth time. An uncle who was reading the newspaper next to them got fed up with her antics and put down his newspaper in exasperation

‘Miss, why don’t I feel any movement?’ (Zuben: Peanut gallery spoling the show 😂)

Uh, right. Those moves can no longer be used. No matter! Uncle Liu Huan once sand; if your heart is there, your dream is there. One can always start again. Yea!

Lang Lang has been to the bathroom, and he’s gotten coffee, so there’s no reason for him to leave his seat again. Back to plan A!

This time, Comrade Tu didn’t wait for one or two steps, she went into the action of falling down the moment she closed her eyes. When she felt the Wolf’s shoulder, her heart was boiling for than boiled fish.

(Author: Xiao Tu! Xiao Tu! Can you use your brain? At least pretend to close your eyes for half a minute before you fall over. Who would believe this!)

Lang Lang felt Xiao Tu was not quite right today, as soon as they got on the plane the person was as excited as jumping beans. As time went on, with her hot eyes on him and the incessant physical harassment, he finally understood – his hot dance has ensnared the little rabbit.

So, the moment the rabbit pretended to sleep and leaned over, Lang Lang smiled with great understanding. He looked down at the little rabbit humming and pretending to sleep on his shoulder, and life was great. Ha! Ha! It feels wonderful.

Uncle reading the newspaper glanced over at the two and shook his head; sexy girl who wants to touch the handsome man, and handsome man who was look forward to being touched by the sexy girl. What a pair of numpties.

 

20 Exposure of Adultery.

A business man has a problem. What is it? It is to arrange his time in a way that no minute is wasted. Take our handsome and best Lang Lang, who just got off the plane and dragged confused Xiao Tu forward with at the speed of a hand knife? (Zuben: Your trusty neighbourhood editor doesn’t understand what a “speed of a hand knife” is). Of course, the speed of the hand knife is relative to our little Rabbit’s short legs. Lang Lang had long legs, and he was walking very handsomely.

It wasn’t until the got into the waiting car that Xiao Tu asked, ‘Director, why are we in a hurry?’ as she massaged her legs.

‘Why are we in a hurry? Miss Xiao, it seems that you really don’t have a good working attitude. Did you forget? Today is Monday and it is already 10:30. Of course, we have to get back to work!’

Xiao Tu suddenly felt lost at sea.

Shit! You’re so successful! We won’t get to work till eleven! Why are you still on that half-hour shift! Unscrupulous bourgeoisie, will exploit us all! (Zuben: 30mins?! Are these airports in the centre of the city?)

No matter how aggrieved her heart was, Xiao Tu nodded and smiled, ‘Director, you really have a sense of time!’

Lang Lang looked at Xiao Tu’s large eyes and smiled into two crescent moons. When she spoke to him like that, his heart softened into a pool of water. He really wanted to hug her, and kiss her hard. Bite hard! Rub her hard!

Enduring the inner surge, Lang Lang coughed to hide his turmoil, he turned to the driver, ‘Xiao Wang, drive faster!’

Poor Comrade Wang looked at Lang Lang through the rearview mirror gloomily: I’ve been driving very fast, sir!

It wasn’t until they got to the doors of their building Xiao Tu realised she got whisked away by Lang Lang without saying anything to anyone; especially Zhen Zhen. Also, she hadn’t taken her mobile phone. Usually, she and Zhen Zhen spent a day together, but she had vanished for two days without saying a word. Zhen Zhen will kill her!

She was reluctant to go in.

Lang Lang looked at Xiao Tu hanging back behind him, and thought that she was being lazy again.  He immediately went back to her and took her hand, and dragged her in.

Xiao Tu grabbed his hand and pulled in the opposite direction, ‘Director, I’m not going~’

The stubborn rich young master in Lang Lang’s bones came up, and he hugged her shoulder into the lift.

However, the two seem to have forgotten that they were back at work.

Great gossip kind Wang Xiaoqi saw this scene as he came in and ran up the stair quickly, beating the pair.

As the lift went up, Lang Lang looked down on little Rabbit’s drooping head, and suddenly felt soft. She must have been tired out these past two days. He should have taken her home. At the moment the lift opened, he took her aside to the staircase and rubbed her head,

‘If you’re tired, go back home and rest. You can resume work tomorrow.’

Xiao Tu was immersed in her own world, she put her hands on her cheeks – can’t let Zhen Zhen pull!

She was absent for a long time until she felt the touch on her head, she looked up to see his gentle eyes and swallowed, ‘Director, you…’

When he noticed her intoxicated expression, he suddenly realised he didn’t hold his feelings in. He quickly took down his hand and said coldly, ‘Your hair is messy. And I meant, if you’re too tired, you can go back and rest. Our company is popular.’

Xiao Tu looked at Lang Lang’s face which was longer than a donkey's, and wondered inwardly, do you really want me to rest? If so, you should be happy to tell me? If I go, he will deduct my salary! I must go to work. I must face Zhen Zhen. She will pull her cheek, Tutu would have to grovel, and finally buy lunch.

Xiao Tu straightened and answered enthusiastically, ‘Thank you, director! But how can I waste my precious time on rest? I am very motivated! Just look, and see how I give my all!’

With that, she bowed and walked to the planning department on her little high heels.

As soon as she entered, Xiao Tu quickly announced her guilt,

‘Comrades and friends! Hello! I know that I am wrong! I am late again! I am sorry to the party and the people! I am sorry to the leaders of the company! I am sorry to everyone who works hard here! Please greet me with rotten eggs and cabbage leaves! I won’t fight back!

Xiao Tu was waiting for her curses with her eyes tightly closed, but when she heard nothing, she opened one eye, then the other. The women were staring at her with angry eyes, and the men looked at her with incredible eyes.

Xiao Qi bounded up to her happily and took her hand, he bowed deeply a few times, ‘Sister Rabbit, you deserve a song in my heart! So powerful! You just got out of heartbreak and started the second spring of your life so quickly! And your beau is such a big man! You’re a great person! I’ve decided! I will hang your portrait at the head of my bed forever!’

Xiao Tu stared at the bowing Xiao Qi in confusion, looking at him going up and down was making her dizzy, ‘Bah! You’re cursing me! I don’t understand what this is; can you explain? You’ve making me dizzy.’

Xiao Qi immediately dropped her hand in consternation, ‘Sister Tu, I have always seen you as an elder sister. You’re so unkind! How can you hide it from us, even from Sister Zhen! See you’ve made her sad! If I didn’t seen you just now, you would have tried to fool us! And then you’ll be running around with the director is secret! Do you think it is appropriate, huh?!’

Xiao Tu was overwhelmed by Xiao Qi’s diatribe. She looked over to Zhen Zhen, she looked apologetic.

After careful consideration; which director in secret? There were two directors: Director Zhang, who is a middle-aged balding man, and the other is…of course, Lang Lang.

‘Xiao Qi, you don’t mean Director Lang and I, right?’

Xiao Tu’s ire rose even more, ‘You really intend to hide it. Although a secret affair is more exciting, you can’t pretend so thoroughly. Hm! I despise you! I deeply despise you! I will not be hanging your portrait! Hm!’

Xiao Tu was even more confused. Still it was better to annoy anyone else but ancestor Xiao Qi, ‘Xiao Qi, your Sister Rabbit is really wronged! I haven’t done anything! Snow in June! Frost in July! Ice in August! I am wronged!’

‘You dare deny! You think I didn’t see you?! Is Xiao Qi the kind of person who talks nonsense? I have evidence, the time was ten minutes ago, the place was the next to the lift on the ground floor. The characters were you and the handsome director, the event: he hugged you and you went into the lift with him! Am I right or am I right? Please answer!’

‘You’re right!’ she said as she forced him into a corner.

Seeing Xiao Qi’s satisfied smile, Xiao Tu felt something was not quite right, ‘No you’re wrong! He hugged me, didn’t you see me struggling?! I didn’t enjoy it! I’m innocent! I have nothing to do with the director! We are truly innocent! It was an accident this morning! An accident!’

He shrugged out of her grip, and went back to the fore, ‘You’re making things up! Sisters! Let’s continue our work, and despise Comrade Xiao Tu! Comrade Tu is not a good comrade!’

Everyone glared at her and returned to their work.

Xiao Tu sighed helplessly and went to her desk. She turned to Zhen Zhen and gripped her slender arms, looking cute, ‘Sister Zhen Zhen~ you’re so beautiful! How could your skin look so much softer than on Friday? Oh my~!’

Zhen Zhen ignored her, ‘Sister Zhen~ I know I am a sinner. I was so excited I forgot to take my phone. You know how forgetful I am. My father hurt his leg at work so I rushed home, and forgot to call you.’

Daddy, forgive me! I really didn’t mean to curse you for being old! Anyway, you’re strong and not afraid of this! Love ya~!

Zhen Zhen was about to get up with her mug and Xiao Tu grabbed it, ‘Let this small one do it. Sit down, I’ll be right back with coffee. Oh, too much coffee is bad for you, let this little one make you this longjing tea that I have treasured for a long time!’

Xiao Tu rushed away, and came back in a jiffy with the steaming mug and placed it before Buddha Zhen.

‘Old Buddha! Sister Zhen, will you forgive me this time? Please tell me!’

Zhen Zhen took a sip of the tea and savoured it quietly, letting Tutu stew. This dead Rabbit was usually stingy with this longjing tea, but this time she squeezed blood.

Seeing that Zhen Zhen was unmoved, she had to lay her life on the line and put her face close to Zhen Zhen, ‘Fine you can pinch, but be gentle.’

Zhen Zhen looked at her tightly scrunched face and pinched her smooth cheeks gently before letting go, ‘Now explain.’ She said as she sipped more of the tea.

Happy that Zhen Zhen let her go easily, Xiao Tu relaxed, ‘I’ll tell you everything.’

‘When did you get involved with Director Lang? Were you with him this weekend?’

‘I really have nothing to do with him that way. He just made me go with him.’

‘You’re getting fearless, lying without blinking. Tell me everything! From the start!’

Xiao Tu had to spill the whole thing.

As she talked, Zhen Zhen’s eyebrows rose; this Director Lang had nefarious plans, but this silly rabbit was too stupid to notice. Well, she decided to enjoy being a spectator of this charade he was playing, she chuckled silently into her mug.

It was time for lunch when she was done, so Xiao Tu took Zhen Zhen’s arm and they went down in the lift to the ground floor, headed for the favourite restaurant for lunch. But when she got to the doors, her face was stuffed with a huge bunch of red roses.

‘Tutu, I was wrong! I realised how good you were to me after being with Ada! I miss your gentle kisses. I miss you! Tutu, I love you! Let’s start again!’ (Zuben: Everyone talks in exclamation marks in this place)

Xiao Tu was incredulous as she stared at the huge bunch of roses and then at Zhengtai, who was now kneeling on the ground in what looked like his best suit; a cliché shiny silver-grey suit and black shirt.

She burst out laughing, ‘You’re in a suit!’

Seeing her laughing, Xiao Zhentai thought she had forgiven him, so he quickly stood up and hugged her, ‘Tutu, I love you!’ (Zuben: Come back to me and be my mop head.)

He was hugging her too tightly and Xiao Tu couldn’t breathe, when she tried to push him away, he wouldn’t budge.

Zhen Zhen was about to intervene when the lift doors opened and she saw Lang Lang step out. She looked at the embracing pair and then back at him. He had seen Xiao Tu and Zhengtai, he looked mad.

Zhen Zhen stepped back to watch the show. (Zuben: popcorn anyone?)

 

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