All About My Nothings

  The treachery of Mama Wolf and the Bad Wolf. ‘Wolf baby, listen to mom. You must dance well tonight! You must completely shock Tutu, knock her off her equilibrium, let her be charmed by you, and then take her in on fell swoop. ‘I agree. But what dance do you suggest?’ ‘Silly son,’ she laughed, ‘Do you still need to think about it? Of course, it is the one that shocked the whole school!’ ‘Isn’t that dance a little too shocking?!’ ‘You have to play with her heart! Hey, do you know mom blushed when you danced it with me…’ (Zuben: This woman is something else...I dunno what it is, but something else) Mini Bad Wolf vs Big Bad Wolf

    ‘The man who picked you up a few days ago was from the Rejude Brigade, right?’ ‘None of your business. But you seem to enjoy doing vulgar things like peeping at others,’ ‘Me? Vulgar? You must be out of your mind. I just came to tell you that it was noted.’ Clyde said as he pushed up his glasses. Did he think he looked cool doing that? What a dunce. ‘You guys are being careless. It doesn’t matter who you get along with, but if you’re going to be with that guy, others will think that you will give them leeway.’ ‘Are you mad? What part of my evaluations and inspections show that I give anyone “leeway”?’ He was out of his mind, insulting my work. I glared at him. Clyde scoffed, ‘Even if you don’t, others will think that you do. You’re an inspector. Being involved with people we are duty bound to oversee undermines the trust. You should be careful about your position.’      Flying into the fire

  ‘Lucas, how far are we going? Why don’t we get a hackney?’ I asked but he tucked me up against a wall and looked down at me seemingly annoyed. ‘What’s wrong?’ I asked. ‘I shouldn’t have involved you. I’m sorry. I never imagined he would be involved.’ ‘Do you mean Chris?’ ‘I don’t think that he’s just a visitor. I don’t think it would be good for you to carry on with this.’ I suddenly understood, and nodded. Was it awkward because of Chris? Lucas didn’t have to worry about it, I personally thought it was an opportunity for us. ‘I don’t think you…should be involved if Chris is involved.’ ... A Date

  Nefarious plans of the Mother Wolf and her Son Wolf. Lang Lang carried Xiao Tu to the guest bedroom. She was unconscious. ‘Lang baby, my son, did you see how well your mother did today?’ (Zuben: Yes, getting a girl drunk so your son can molest her – good going!) Lang Lang laughed, ‘Yes, Mom. You’re really good!’ ‘Ah…when I think of how stupid your father was in those days.’ She said wistfully, thinking of the past, ‘If I hadn’t gotten him drunk…ahem.’ She stopped herself before she said anything incriminating. (Zuben: I feel I need to say something to easily triggered people- why are you reading Chinese smut? Its full of questionable circumstances! But yeah, this shit ain’t right. Don’t do this, kids!) ‘Oh? You did this do father?’ Lang Lang quirked an eyebrow at his mother, he knew she had wrangled his father as a child, but it was unexpected that she was still such a “heroine”! (Zuben: More like villainess) ‘No. You should take Tutu in to rest. Mom helped you get her drunk, hav...